How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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