I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
well, you know. whores of a feather.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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