If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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