So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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