talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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