This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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