We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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