did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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