I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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