I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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