were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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