And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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