New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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