Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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