There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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