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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend

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• (214): View more from Texas

  She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter

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  Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.

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