I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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