loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i will never coherently bang her
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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