But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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