So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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