No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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