I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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