i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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