Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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