evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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