hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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