What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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