Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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