I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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