Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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