You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I believe in your delicious
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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