Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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