I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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