Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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