hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
How's work?
Spinning.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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