Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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