if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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