so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
no. you can't hotbox the world.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
