hell yes lets make some ravioli
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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