I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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