**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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