508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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