bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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