just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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