Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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