im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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