...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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