I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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