Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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