i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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