Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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