who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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